I wonder if poor people go to the same Heaven and Hell as rich people.

I love these briefings, I wish they could have three a day. 

Twitter...the new way to get fired! 

Dude...she ate those punches like a snack NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!! 

She may have bigger problems walking around Brooklyn barefoot....how does standing in a doorway constitute “my property?” I own a house...does that mean the sky, sunshine, and wind that pass on and around the house are technically...my property? Get off my ray of sunlight ya hooligan!

Wow...that actually worked? 

I went to McDonald’s once and got a Whopper Jr. Best-tasting Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger I have ever Kentucky Fried.

Man...that guy lost a lot of weight, almost like he was worried about being proven guilty. 

Arby’s...HAS THE MEATS.

Man if that kid was any other shade....20 years min. 

Sean Hannity....someone should do a documentary on the most important man from the 2017 election. 

Why didn’t they just tie a noose around his neck too?

I’d try to live across the street from this thing if I could. 

Wheres the cup holders Jimmy, ya forget the holders!!!! 

Is it weird that the obsession has gone from attaining these unattainable figures to....discrediting anyone who wants too? If someone edits a photo, I think they do it to make themselves feel better. Isn’t this society sort of combating against a person maybe trying to help their own insecurities and possible…

There are some real bad hombres....reppin’ red white and blue these days.

If only the kid screamed “Daddy hates Jews!”, I’d be ready for the far away place.

Cockburn...Big Foot’s dong...Cockburn....dong....cock....dong...burn. 

Until this guy started going on with Trump...I never realized how fucking ugly he was. With all that money, he can’t do something about that face, or at the very least, his weird fucking double-triple cheese burger chin?

“It’s gratifying to know the actions of the officers were justified. Hopefully, the public learned a lesson to wait for all the facts and video to come out before vilifying officers,” he told KSTP.