Hot taek: Komen sucks, but I like the look of the random pink flair.

“Stupid bigot” is his target audience.

To be fair, this is probably less dangerous than his day job.

Whatever you do, don’t google “Blaster love.” Urk.

Cheerleading practice is a daily vacation from the rest of the really tough stuff that cadets do.

“You need a tail? I can get you a tail.”

The salesman got him to pay for the TruCoat and the extended warranty, too.

Assuming that Trump gets a few more votes than Romney, less than 30 percent of eligible Americans will vote for him.

AFAIK, the titles (and the goofy name) go back to the creation of the Klan as a relatively benign social club. So, yeah, it was basically a bunch of drunk white guys making up gibberish.

I agree that not quitting his job is the expedient action, but Aikman isn’t a second-shift nurse’s aide who can’t afford to miss a paycheck. If he’s eating shit to earn money he doesn’t need, that’s on him. He doesn’t get to take the money and disavow Fox.

Did they do the pre-carry staredown?

Counterpoint by Dan Hartman: I’m still dead.

Ailes probably could have been terminated for cause if Fox were willing to litigate it. If he were a second-shift VTR operator, they would.

But then I’d have to run to get my taco, then keep running to get my change.

Why do all those people hate America so much? More trucks and tacos, please!

At my taco truck, pork will be the vegetarian alternative.

For taking off with the Ritz.

Seriously, that sandwich probably would be better with less meat, or no meat. The sliced mystery meat is the least appetizing ingredient that I see.

“Stop doing this thing” is all he’s obligated to say. It’s up to other people to stop, or not. If they don’t, it’s on them, not him.

#DecadeOfDecencyWeArePennState