Kyle’s style.

*nerds.

Was any piece on Grantland ever edited? Sure as hell always feels like a write till you can't and don't worry about making it all connect shop.

Gawker realizing that Buzzfeed isn't going away despite it sucking and throwing videos on all its properties.

Imply? You outright claim that’s the case based on one of Florio’s own frakakkta posts.

What about the reverse? I’m not exactly a string bean but at 5’11 160 pounds I feel like a pipe cleaner in my arms. Where would I start?

Well, all those statistics are bullshit anyhow. Once you introduce the dark number you get into a lot of funky stuff.

Was being female really an important part of this narrative? Other than throwaway lines about her underlings being male and how she thought it might be easier being a young white male in charge of stodgy white men instead of a young white female, nothing in the piece really spoke to the fact that when you don't have…

Cars are utilitarian, they can be other things, but the Prius can be a perfectly fine car. It'll never be a purist vehicle, but if you're reason for buying one is thrill you are deluded.

It was a layup. Someone had to do it, though Kyle Wagner should have replaced DS.

Saying garçon at any point in time is bad form, but why specifically to a black man?

While he's wrong, mansplaining is the most bullshit phrase.

Has anyone ever looked more like a tater tot than Gronk?

Well, elixir is something most kids know by 5 or 6. Will has been reaching for awhile now, but I think the goal with this “review” was to out M. Night M. Night and boy did he succeed.

Reading this, or any piece by Ley is rage stroke inducing.

The flaw in this logic is that the phone really is only worth $200 as tear downs will reveal and you don’t get an immediate discount for finishing your contract and keeping the same phone, your carrier will keep you at the higher price.

I think the designers were just tripping balls looking at pics of the new Murano and wondering if it were possibly to throw more angles into something.

Expecting Wagner to know anything is like expecting Bill Simmons to not defend them to the death. Just won't ever happen.

I'm sure being insufferable hasn't helped much either.

Look at that fucking pool!