To be fair, he’s basically been at his first job out of college for a few months now. He’s a deer caught in the headlights.

“To be kissed for 15 minutes is not a terrifying situation—you can press the button for a flight attendant...”

ha! I still have mine in the vault...

Wrong war, pal.

Oddly enough, today one of my Facebook friends shared a photo of herself with Tiffany Trump at a Hardee’s in Bismarck, North Dakota.

Just be warned. If he takes that weak ass shit near a baller like Jason Sudekis or Win Butler he will get killed. Those guys don’t play.

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

I kind of had a feeling this was going to be the outcome here. Obviously, we don’t know for sure what happened that night, but based on what’s been reported (which, btw great stuff Diana, highest of fives for you on this story), it really seemed to take a hard turn once the undisclosed text messages came to light. …

Yeah, plus it’s not really a glitch. It’s to keep you from running ahead of the entire encounter and skipping it.

Exactly this. They were (or should have been) aware of the barrier, being that they are extremely dedicated to this raid. Blaming it on Bungie is the cowards way out; they should be screaming at the teammate who fucked them out of the win.

but one person rushing way ahead isn’t going to increase your pace is it?

It’s so nice to see the writers here engage with their readers. Really warms the cockles of my 120 year old heart.

I call this getting too ahead of themselves and quite honestly I feel like they got what they deserved. They knew about this beforehand and they knew of this possibility. Especially post patch, where changes are bound to happen. So why risk it? Why not take the extra 10 seconds to avoid the one thing you knew could…

“Tragedy and heartbreak?” Let’s slow down. This isn’t the Lusitania sinking.

It’s a known glitch, and yet someone on a team trying for world first did something that’s been know to trigger it? Seems like a bit of bad luck and bit of overzealous “Lerrrrrooooyyy’ing” to me.

No matter how you spell his name, A-Gon’s walkup music is the best in baseball.

“The glitch that took out Redeem is a known issue.”

lol

Great for the people who are kindly trying to avoid you and unaware of the space needed. But I find the people causing issues around bikers are often those that actively dislike bikers. If anything, those people will be aiming for your noodle. It’s a bit like the sidewalk “your speed” signs, 10% see it as a…