I’m going to get stoned and eat tacos.

At what point will this pass far enough overhead that I can confuse him with Josh Freeman?

Jaime King, it’s H2G2. Get it right, geez.

Does cat burglery count?

You will believe he caught the ball after they win the series?

I haven’t seen a range that impressive since I broke into Bobby Flay’s home and toured his kitchen in the nude. (He had an old Ozzie Smith highlight reel playing for some reason.)

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

You can’t get the generic with an epipen prescription, though. Pharmacies are not allowed to make the substitution, thanks to Mylan’s lobbying. You have to know the alternative by name (and that it exists) and ask at the time the script is written.

The bar is so low because people generally suck. I agree that this fact itself is lamentable, but still... good guy is good guy on this one and it’s nice to see people acknowledge it.

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

Yah so, my name is Berjoisey, what about it?

I’ve been to the taqueria in downtown Dayton that Drew mentioned. I don’t remember much about the food, but as I was walking out of the restaurant on July 23, 2011 (RIP Amy W.), some obese 10 year old boy walked in wearing a dirty, oversized shirt that read, “Indoor Person.”

When does a walk become a hike and a hike become a walk?

Earth. Again, an earthquake will kill a lot of people, but then it causes both fires and flooding, which then kill far MORE. It’s not fair, really. Earth should get credit for the kill, but then GLORY BOY water shows up to pad the stats.

As I’ve grown older and eaten my share of hot dogs/brats/burgers, etc. I have come to the conclusion that MUSTARD, not ketchup, is the superior condiment.

The worst personal pizza:

^Doesn’t exist

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

Dude, Larry Bird fucked up his back shoveling crushed rock for his mothers’ driveway, and fans were encouraged to come by his house and watch him mow his lawn. He did shit right.