You could’ve just posted “I want to brag about how one aspect of my job is pretty fucking awesome” and saved yourself a lot of work.

Yeah, like drugs or something.

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

His house exists in the real world, not the internet.

We’re all accountable, BarfRocket.

Thanks for holding the mirror to my face, Barry. I need a shower.

Umm... Anything wrapped in bacon with chili sauce added will be addictive. Why would you choose water chestnuts?

I’ll hot take your hot take: Fuck Culver’s. Not only is their food not good and not fast, it’s over-hyped as well. I’ll give them their custard/concrete mixers, but only because pretty much every custard place is the same.

Why wouldn’t you pee first, then get your coffee on the way back from the bathroom? I mean, I guess it’s unlikely that you’re getting actual shit in your coffee or anything, but my basic rule of thumb is to keep as many things that will be going into my mouth out of public restrooms as possible.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

I figured as much, but I’ve been working on having a more positive outlook on life lately.

And not a SINGLE one of them had a moment of self reflection and were able to admit they were wrong and that their passion clouded their reasonable judgement.

Wait, fans go absolutely batshit at the slightest suggestion that their personal “game to end all games” might be delayed for a certain amount of time?

When did this begin, and where have I been? Gamers—particularly hardcore fans of given franchises—have always been reasonable, patient, mature people who never resort…

The older I get the, the more I disconnect myself with other “gamers.” I just don't understand this mindset, ****ing nut jobs.

That poor man lost a personal friend between GameStop visits.

I have to confess. I orchestrated this whole thing to sell more copies of my book,

Arod’s 2003 wRC+ = 151
Giles’s 2003 wRC+ = 146

They created basically the same pure offensive value.
And this wasn’t a fluke cherry-picked by Marchman.

Don't tell me how to do my mom