In a restaurant that has several options which would all qualify, this is really rude and inconsiderate. That said, personally, salsa is not dip. Dip to me is liquified, as in you dip your chip in and it sticks to it. Salsa does not do this. But I imagine it’s different for everyone, therefore, when you order, be…

why would you wear underpants in bed

Probs.

Oh, and then one of them should go to jail for attempted murder while the other one takes driving classes to reduce points? Sounds good.

Some would say so

You hunt and gather at Whole Foods? Sounds expensive.

Local pizza places in NYC do that, it’s very common. I’ve never tried it anywhere else and would never try it with a chain, however.

It’s not just coffee. It’s anything that goes in their mouths.

My ex-brother in law is a pilot for Delta/piece of subhuman garbage. Shortly after 9/11 he was boarding the plane he was about to fly while the cleaning crew was doing their job. They were all speaking arabic to each other because humans communicate that way, and he threw a giant shit fit with whatever management is…

That’s still great - I’m picturing a system where we can eliminate factory farming and go back to ranching, producing much much fewer beef cattle without the hideous suffering, and then put that on the market as a luxury item, no more expensive than a similarly produced product is today. And use this meat for…

I’m vegan and this has little bearing on my future eating choices but it seems like it has the potential to cut consumption and that is like world peace has been declared or something I’m so excited.

Seriously, as it’s described, it’s better than current market meat substitutes. I don’t give a shit because I love tofu but if this can cut meat consumption among the large majority of people who are uninterested in pain and suffering then this is the best news I’ve ever fucking heard.

You first.

Shut up saarue, values systems are so outdated!

Yes. One way or another people are going to have to cut their meat consumption very soon, be it by choice or force. The planet cannot sustain the current production, it’s the worst ecological disaster we have and morons still waste 50% of it.

It’s hard to fuck when you can barely move.

HAHA you said it.

Came on here to post that this is the best news of the decade and am now following your posts like they were live news coverage. Re: B12, this is easily obtained in a lab or via tempeh or other sources without using meat, vegans do not experience B12 deficiencies unless they only eat french fries.

So what was his angle in naming the episode then, if he’s so clued in?

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