I’ve got panthers rams. Cam newton went vegan and lost like 30 pounds, and apparently he is now very bad at football

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

If ever Roger Goodell should use his powers as the Commissioner “for the good of the League”, now is the time. Waive the waiting period in this specific instance, have Belichick plop Antonio in the lineup and dial up long distance a couple times during the game, sit back and enjoy Super Bowl-type boffo numbers for SNF.

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

Collusion? Collusion!

The 57-year-old Air Force veteran’s disability check is reduced by $5 every month by an automatic donation to the Trump campaign.

What an emotional response, you bootlicking right wing dipshit

How many of us Splinter readers could afford to have been beach-house owners? Who is this for?  

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.

took me 10 minutes to watch a 4 minute video.

“I’m one of those centrists whose discomfort is intertwined with delusion, whose mild displeasure at real wrongs is corrupted by my existential smugness about my position in life and mediocrity.”

You gonna insult Darryl Philbin that way?

I mean, yeah. Jack Ryan is the American ideal in one tightly knit package: he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence.

This is a cool catch.

His brother Jared could've done it

The Tighty Righty?

Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

Solid effort from the Non-Hefty Non-Lefty.