Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

 Seriously, it’s like baby boomers can’t stand for anything in the world to not be about them. They're so mad about it and mad about their bullshit racism, sexism, and homophobia no longer being tolerated that they actually would be happy killing millennials. 

How about the opposite. Two disillusioned millennials go on a boomer killing spree?

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

FBI: we need a name for our new witness protection client, what you got

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

I don’t see what the problem is. After Suicide Squad everyone should just be relieved that we aren’t getting a White Gangsta Joker with a grill and a blue laser shooting into the sky that Will Smith foils by learning to work as a team with Margot Robie.

Hope to watch these two battle each other in many finals for years to come. The next generation of women’s tennis is just fine.

Easiest $1,122,472 he’ll ever make.  

You are genuinely making the argument that stating what he is literally charged with is an inaccurate way of describing the situation? Fuck man, your first year of law school must be going great!

Forget it Jake, it’s Lincolntown.

So a video of a minor engaged in a sex. against her will, isn’t child pornography in your mind. You should probably think about wiping your hard drive.

Because, I’m told, he is good at carrying a football.

Well, buddy, if that’s what he’s literally charged with then it’s a pretty accurate way to describe it.

So you’re arguing that “child pornography” is not an accurate description of pornography featuring a child?

The video was taken when Washington was 16, but for some reason he kept it on his phone for two years. The incident he is being charged for happened in 2018, after he was on the news because he committed to play at Oklahoma. So, in all likelihood, he was an adult at the time.

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

Sorry, I don’t mean to be “that guy”, but Onomatopoeia Blorker-Chubb played linebacker in college, but in the NFL he’s spent more time as a safety.

I miss Key & Peele...

Literally fetching water...