And fat. Don’t forget fat.

Yes. Thank you! I have family in KC. Whenever we text about the Chiefs, we use the Chef emoji, just because of this magnificent bastard.

Hill throwing a baby through a plate glass window did the same for me.

If ever there was a team that fit the slogan: “Not going anywhere for a while...”

So the state of Missouri is just a city on either side and a wasteland in between them sparsely populated by either deep south racists or quiet midwestern racists?

After reading all the WYTS this year I’m starting to get the feeling........ that all NFL fanbases are racist

+1 moogly

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

I do definitely get the feeling that Kansas City residents think they’re going to be the next Nashville, but they won’t.

I know, right?  To think this joker only thinks that half of them would do that.

Jack:

“Hand this team a million red flags and Reid will just throw them all on the field within the first five minutes of a half.”

Awful story. My heart goes out to the family.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

That’s literally the definition of journalistic ethics. They don’t let Amazon being a sponsor influence their coverage of Amazon. The way to do that is to separate advertising and editorial. If Amazon wants to pull their ads because of a story, that’s on them. (Side note: Gawker doesn’t, you know, technically exist…

He is awfully sensitive for someone whose entire career consists of being a giant meany.

I wasn’t offended by the jokes in this special, I was much more embarrassed for and disappointed in him. The entire thing was built around incredibly lazy, hacky, way too easy attempting to be edgy shit. And the thing starts with about twenty minutes of whining that people get offended by things these days, which…

Typically I’m all for comedians challenging taboos, but “ I’m not a pedophile, but if I was… Macaulay Culkin’s the first kid I’m fucking, etc.” is just too far. It’s tasteless. No, it’s grotesque. Whether you believe that Jackson was a pedophile or no. Doesn’t matter; it’s bad.

No well-adjusted person becomes a billionaire. The whole point for them is the accumulation of wealth and power because they’re sociopaths. 

Rich people’s obsession with tax cuts will forever blow my mind. Like, you’re ALREADY a billionaire. Dude’s already old so he’s got no chance at being the richest man ever. So really it’s all about siding with white supremacy to add a couple of numbers to a bottom line. I mean, he’ll never face consequences for…