you put yours in a plastic bag with a rubber band around it to prevent your balls getting wet or something? Like when you take a shower with a broken arm?

In the Patriots caste system, everyone is an Untouchable until at least year 3

If you think about it, every time you’ve ever been in a hot tub with anyone you’re sitting in their Hot Balls water.

bumber stickers if each league were a car:

I guess if he played so well that the Rays couldn’t (actually: wouldn’t) pay him more, he’d get traded or signed as a FA by a better team that isn’t run by (as cheap of) a skinflint rich prick, THEN he’d be sticking it to the man...kinda....

Rich. People. Ruin. Everything. They. Touch.

the erasure of the fact that he’d be our first non-religious president is infuriating to those of us who refuse to join or escaped from cults

the normalization of ageism in this country is disheartening and I wish you wouldn’t further it

Warren was a Republican till she was 47, in the mid 1990s. Through 12 years of Reagan and Bush 41.

‘A woman president is a progressive goal in and of itself. He can shove his “identity politics” bullshit in his blocked up arteries’

this socialist has a one track mind. I dig it.

I am for Sanders but I am Yang-curious and would love to see him as Secretary of Labor and a UBI on top of a jobs guarantee and $15 min wage. I couldn’t get past this line “outsider candidate who believes that the main ills facing America were purely about economics”.

how does that work though, as Bernie has a soul and a conscience and Pete appears to lack both? They fit the casting call but would have to switch personalities

It was August 12, 2009. Tim went 8 2/3 of 4-hit ball with 7 Ks and 1 walk. He would go on to lead the National League in complete games, strikeouts, K/9 innings, and win the Cy Young.

only a contributor to 3 WS titles in addition to those 2 CY Youngs and multiple All-Star appearances. WHAT A SLOUCH

The most gifted player in any sport that I’ve ever genuinely hated watching play.

122-116 games with 55 3pt attempts is your reality now. Blame Curry and Thompson and all the people who aren’t as good at shooting as Curry and Thompson for trying to adapt.

going off the photo alone, I’m guessing the violation was for heroin?

Real talk - A team needs to just have a 320lb 3rd string O-Lineman take a running dive at his knees and fix this problem once and for all.

Well at least we know he didn’t kneel during the anthem, or he’d have been cut outright