as Collective Soul taught me in the 90s, “Silence is beautiful, words they only complicate the task”

In the checkstand, go to check a $20 or $100 bill for counterfeit with the special pen.

No one should ever consult a pastor, ever, about anything

I wish Snakes ‘N Barrels would get back together

big 12 defenses

“WHY SHOULD ANYONE HAVE TO PAY $47,000 to go to school there?!?!”

And he tries to cover up, but I’ve seen everything...I’ve seen everything

he any relation to Jack SIKMA?

babies are like having a tiny alcoholic who can’t handle himself around

fuck all boomers and their mascot president

“He knows what really happened with the JFK assassination”

YE SHALL LIVE FOREVER BY THINE WORDS, FOR THOU ART SAVED

Meanwhile, Joakim Noah has still not been arrested for all the money he has stolen from NBA teams

6'3" should be ranked higher. Tall enough it’s obvious you’re well over 6' but not so tall you get “Did you play basketball?” or “how’s the air up there” or other such stupid shit 5-foot-something people say to the tall.

and don’t let nothin’ but fear stop you...

Brayden’s mom’s food is bullshit

He’s an openly gay man in Louisiana. Putting up with his fellow Louisianans (Louisianites? Louisianii?) should be worth at least a few hundred K, if not the full $1.85M.

Is “referred the matter to law enforcement” CorporateSpeak for “we got hacked”?

My dad was a piece of shit too, you don’t see me having to go to space about it. Ever heard of whiskey?

His career would have to be quite long and lucrative for the difference in his pay in Year 1 to not hamstring his expected financial trajectory. Even then, he loses a year of that money existing in his hands and all the subsequent compounded growth it could have earned in perpetuity.