Forget it Jake, it’s Trumptown

seconded.

Plus she’s attractive and — though not white — he probably wants to fuck her. So it stings way worse.

In my neck of the woods, we’d say “bitch ass motherfucker long overdue for an ass whoopin”, but I’m a bit more rural than Chrissy

awww, you mean the road pirates will actually have to do some work? Single tear rolling down my cheek as I type this.

They should have rebuilt the towers exactly as they were as an act of defiance.

reality show in 3...2...1...

replace “exile them all to an island forever” with “catapult into the sun” and you’ve got a loyal viewer

I’m worried about Dock most of all

“If I can change, and you can change, then anybody can change...”

Seconded. pick one and fucking go with it. the screen looks like the cover of a 6th grade girl’s trapper keeper

the photo above is of the greatest player to ever put on a baseball uniform

and Ozzie Smith seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth

there’s a lot of unresolved guilt buried by shity beer in there

Oh your bullpen sucks? And in a season where the entire league waited for the Cubs to sign Kimbrel on JUNE FUCKING 6TH?

Raiders or Redskins: WHO’S MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL?

forever stunted at “i know you are but what am i?”

I’ve watched 90 minutes of football and recaps so far and because the universe is cruel and loves suffering, the Patriots are going to win again. Fuck this is going to be a long 5 months.

Young Vernon Davis is the greatest Madden TE of all time. Speed 92? Fuck your linebackers; your safeties can’t even cover this motherfucker. Oh you’re putting your nickel back on him when I put him in the slot? TRUCK STICK AND I’M OFF

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