it’s like if the world were a sports league and the patriots are America and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it

The Raiders are hard up for money, everyone knows it.

:::Entire room turns and looks expectantly at Beto:::

honestly man, whose mom DIDN’T fuck Larry Bird between 1979-1988?

forgive me if I don’t acknowledge a navel-gazing coward who turned to religion in his later years like a fucking weakling

is he trying to make “the alt-left” happen?

Daryl voted for Obama, doesn’t think he was a good president, but will never tell anyone

MOCK-yeah!

The Muscle-Bound Man Of The Mound?

too soon. RIP hefty lefty

+1 Jason Priestly haircut

the Raiders could clone Bo Jackson, Tim Brown and 3 Howie Longs and still find a way to fuck things up

He looks like one of the 24 white centrists who hate the idea of poor people getting health care that ran in the Democratic primary and are currently dropping like flies...like if Hickenlooper gained 50 lbs and 20 was in his fucking jowls.

motherfucker looks like he jerks it to Hoosiers

Something tells me that “Fat” won’t go over so well

We know it’s not Tom Brady since Jim Gray literally lives up his asshole

Pray away the gay and take these supplements that are in no way a pyramid scheme like my religion

religion is seen by the foolish as true

if we instituted Logan’s Run for everyone at 60, we wouldn’t have this problem

the premise is backwards: millenials and gen-x do mass shootings because of the world baby boomers have created for themselves (and fuck everyone else)