are they any better at running away from police than original Baker?

go the fuck home, dave, you’re fucking high

guaranteed contracts like baseball and basketball

I am somewhat surprised that in Three True Outcomes Era we don’t have more no-hitters. 2 strike adjustments and situational hitting are getting rarer.

If Mahomes were 30 and McCoy were 22 it might be the scariest offense you’d ever see.

The women’s game comports themselves like this.

Coco will be playing in the second week of majors soon, and often

correct end result for holders of this and similar takes.

“leant”? shouldn’t it be “lent” or “loaned”?

like they say, you gotta hit bottom before you can get better

predators will be predators

In a just world, maybe. In this world we call him RB1 and GOOOOOOOO HUSKERS!

what a monumental shitting of the bed. They should have won this game by 14 points.

as in “your playoff hopes are already -GONE”

and now he’s a free agent without a 4-year wage suppression scheme known as a rookie contract all but guaranteeing he’ll be underpaid if he plays the length of the deal

Out here you seen two guys killing each other....But I guess...that’s better...than 20 million.

out of the racist frying pan and into the fire, eh Kenny?

Working backwards from your conclusion is a great way to write a column.

An FDR New Deal Democrat with updated views on race and gender? Let’s see how many ways we can shit on him

Your last sentence makes me wish it were 1931 but I fear it’s more of a 1928ish feeling and it’s going to be a nightmare next 5-10 years