yeah because the Greeks totally have their shit together

Mr Robinon sketch and his landlord is Trump or Jared Kushner

“No thanks, we’ve seen Robin Lopez play.” - Australia

The Vikings, ever and always, will shit the bed when it matters most.

Redskins success is to Lions success as Berlin Wall falling down is to Kennedy getting elected president

Herman Moore was really good, especially considering he had shit QBs.

New Monmouth National Dem poll:

3 way tie for first, according to Monmouth:

That’s what Cheney’s aide shouted after he shot Whittington in the face

I was saying boo-urns

Stay classy, Indianapolis.

Nature has spoken. The classist crimes against the environment known as golf courses should be closed and repurposed into low-income housing. To not do this is to anger Gaia.

you cannot beat a sundowning old racist by running one against him

the democratic party are forever in search of the person who can best lose to someone who has no business winning (see: 2016, 2004, 2000). The one time we picked the more progressive-sounding candidate he won twice, even though he turned out to be a neoliberal.

that premise would get a watch out of me. I’m already going to see Multiverse of Madness anyway

please don’t talk about a quippy, sarcastic, mewmew-wielding Kat Dennings if it’s not gonna happen

he threw up on his first one.

Californian here. She won’t finish top 3 in the CA primary.

she was a republican until her 40s but ok

“just everyone keep in mind outside forces are attempting to influence this election and black voters are one of the main demographics they want to influence so do your own research.”