he’s also literally referred to as “The Amendment King”

holy shit I cannot unsee Schwartz as 2039 Jeremy Renner now

Typical Team USA - they think if they score like they should and turn on the “real defense” for a stretch of time that will be enough.

Australia is really racist, it still works

i think it is also in his contract that he has to wash all the jerseys after the game and mop the court before shutting the lights off when he leaves

then they sign Melo this time next year and talk themselves into thinking he’s not butt

who would have thought that a team with an aging Kobe who still thought he was 2002 Kobe, a 38 year old point guard and a center who eat 24 candy bars a day would crumble to dust?

You thought LAST YEAR’S Lakers were a dumpster fire? Buckle up, fellow rubberneckers...

occam’s razor at work with your comment. +1

GOTTA KEEP THAT POWDER DRY...FOREVER

source: the last 900-1000 days or so

you have been found worthy

NO, REAPER, WE SAID “BLOOM-BERG”, not “GINS-BURG”

why not both?

And another vanity campaign with a snowball’s chance in hell dies.

look it up yourself you lazy shit

Utah isn’t the west.

that’s a pretty famous quote. if you weren’t so lazy you could google it, but that would take time away from you being a contrarian little shit who will hopefully outgrow your libertarianism before you are an adult, if indeed you ever become one. read more and talk less.

enjoy Chapman while he’s here folks, he’s gonna be expensive before long and you know what that means!

Au Revoir, Megan.