Brian Flores is the Kamala Harris of NFL head coaches.

Dear Grim Reaper:

dear Grim Reaper:

AU REVOIR!

in a just world, the headline would be “dies at the hands of angry mob and drug through the streets like fucking Mussolini”

psst...Heaven is bullshit too

Death isn’t always sad

I found her charming as Abed’s temporary girlfriend on Community but my response is tepid bordering on meh regarding her screen presence otherwise

Dark version of Professor X co-signed

this is the flip side of MAGA racists acting out their online trolling in real life

“dude you are so totally evil! Have I not told you that?”

I’m just glad the son of the guy who played Death in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is doing so well.

who cares about the hammer? We need to talk about those mom jeans.

who cares about the hammer? We need to talk about those mom jeans.

a colon after “libtards” causes the statement to be accurate regarding the current state of the GOP

If we’re not going to Logan’s Run everyone at 65, taking away their ability to fuck up the future they won’t be around for is a decent consolation prize.

don’t lump us in with the rest of you assholes.

there should be a colon.

Solidarity, fellow guy-who-sweats-a-lot-during-sports.

CAPITALISM is the deadliest ideology of all time. Every year the global financial system kills more people than WW2, but at least Hitler was mad, you know?