which ideology started WW2? Was it fascism? Pretty sure it was.

and The “Republic” of the United States

Dr Atlee Johnson’s Turginator Powder or GTFO

follow the logic here, because this is fairly common among young men:

like, I see the photo and I know it’s Bob Dole’s face, but I hear Norm MacDonald’s voice.

I was born in the 80s, played Street Fighter 2 for a good chunk of the imid 1990s, and will bury you in a Stenbeck-off.

what good is being a sexual dynamo if you don’t become an OVERLORD about it

CNN: We Suck At More Than Just Politics

Once saw a wily old fucker with 3 types of spin throw a 7-inning perfect game in slow pitch softball. They had 3 speed maniacs in the outfield that made about 6 ridiculous catches on hard hit balls, but that shit happened. It was surreal. By the 4th and 5th inning the team getting perfecto’d was PISSED.

Can’t be worse than the third one.

“We’ve moved past kneeling”

Everything I have ever seen and heard from Brian Flores makes him seem like a shoeshining company man lackey bitch. Did he play offensive line for the Steelers at some point?

literally the only job he’s ever had. he should be a duck in water in front of a camera. dementia though.

“He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago.”

Noah speaks for all of us.

“He’s still a good 2–3 years away from the inevitable backlash, so enjoy these kind of interviews while they last.”

never gets fucking old. I’m a 49er fan and I don’t even care Sherman is stealing money from the team.

SB 40 was a matchup that no matter which fanbase won, the rest of us all lost.

“it’s a reminder that Seattle, for all its supposed style and cool”

I think Dwight can get you 7 points a game.