i wish they’d sign them both but my brain might explode from schadenfreude

lowest bar i’ve ever heard

Were you born a white man in 1950? Because TJ Simers was, and that was like the best time to do that.

Cardi wasn’t half the stripper Koppel was.

If the people of this country elect anyone other than Sanders — up to and including not providing a landslide which would render irrelevant the election fuckery which will no doubt take place — then you deserve whatever happens to you.

I will only support an idiot who doesn’t know that the plural of “Iowans” does not need an apostrophe on it if his opponent is Steve King.

this guy is a total wet blanket

it’s the Middle Eastern “Bless your heart” on steroids

comment and screen name synergy on point

preferable to a Joe Buck broadcast

5-11, 6-10 if you’re feeling charitable

all of this completely tracks on how i view conservatives and double-digit IQ nascar fans

I nominate The Ron Swanson Of Westeros.

genuinely hope Biden is not the nominee. Can’t deal with an election with 2 sundowning racists.

if Don and Bibi hate you, that should be worn as a badge of honor

I agree with your 2nd sentence completely. I don’t think CA should go first every time, though I’m glad we’re not dead fucking last for once.

Kate Mara is a slightly more attractive Anna Kendrick with the acting ability of drywall.

or just went out for a pack of smokes and never came back. it has been depressing this year

so did this beer’s grandfather go to the Bund meeting in 1939 at Madison Square Garden?

Approximately 80% of the letters being “How could we get rid of those 2 generational talents at skill positions?!” and 20% saying “fuck Brown and/or Bell for being ungrateful!” is probably the best thing about this.