REALLY wish that this was at the top of the page instead of all the bloodlust comments :/

Seriously, are we the crazy ones for thinking that waffles aren’t evil??

Can I just say, fuck all these people saying that your experience couldn’t possibly be real or that you must just be a bad friend whose friends aren’t comfortable talking about their diets with? Because with the exception of the occasional foray into MyFitnessPal, none of my female friends or I ever diet either, we…

I once spent like half a summer fucking a dude who was a) Mormon, b) an ex-meth head and his teeth were still kind of messed up to prove it, and c) we both lived in the same trailer park in campers because he worked for the Forest Service and I worked for the BLM. He was the only decent looking guy around and I was…

Oh my gahhh I’m seeing Bob Bakker speak at a conference in 2 weeks and I’m already fangirling like crazy.

I’m a paleontologist too... what do you study?? Do we know each other??

This isn’t even how T-rex or other therapods stood. Sorry if the progression of my science is ruining your childhood or something.

This isn’t true. We now know that most early archosaurs (this includes non-avian dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and early crocs) probably had some kind of feathers. We know this because of DNA research on modern crocodilians, which shows that they still have the genes for feathers, just “switched off.” (I’m a paleontologist).

You know what tho, I knee-jerked too, and I totally agree that way too many dudes took this thread as an opportunity to talk about their dicks. Sorry for the semi-rant earlier! I think we’re on the same page.

Ok, just for the record, yes it is possible. My partner has a big dick and I’m pretty small, and we have trouble having sex at times. We’ve been together for almost 5 years so clearly it’s not an issue but it’s often painful and at times the sex has not been rewarding for either of us. It takes a lot of work and…

Barstow has the BEST fossils, tho.

So I assume we’ll be charging gun store owners with murder as well then?

The screen shots might not be too much to go on, like a parking lot is a parking lot, but I just watched a bit of his short film and the audio is strikingly similar. Almost exactly the same opening. I loved Lemonade but that made me feel a little gross about it...

Why why why did I just go read them after seeing this comment whyyyy

First of all, lol at all of this respecting your humanity bullshit. We’re anonymous commenters on a Gawker media website. Please.

Hey, dipshit: no one cares what horse-pony wants this blog to look like or how long you’ve been reading it.

A friend’s cousin (yeah I know) once rented out a limo to Joe, before he was VP. When they got it back it was full of empty bottles and blunt guts.

I would truly love to see any research backing up the idea that swimming in something like a burkini would be unhygienic. Would be news to so many surfers and divers who wear wetsuits regularly!

You know not everyone lives in a city, right? And that even if you do live in a city, you may not live conveniently close to public transportation? Why would you make your life MORE difficult just to, what, make yourself suffer adequately? Is that what your point is? You make literally no sense.