Some of us have been in both places all along...

wait do you actually not know what GM means

This is always the first fucking comment on any Jalopnik article that has been linked to any other GM site. How about, if you only read Jalop for the cars, and you see a headline that isn’t about cars, do everyone else a favor and don’t fucking read it??

Thank dog the snark lives on.

Well, if that’s true, your cousin is a shitty daughter

Follow up, are you in paleo or are you just an enthusiast? (I’m an invertebrate paleontologist myself, but I started out in dinosaurs as an undergrad!)

LOVE THIS BOOK but it is so controversial among paleontologists!

I have one of these. It belonged to my great grandma. They’re for making Italian cookies! You just have to know what you’re doing, we use it every year.

I don’t think you know what accurate means

It’s not grammar, it’s not sounding like an idiot. Jfc you don’t even know what grammar is?

“A required license to drive a car doesn’t stop people from driving without driving”

“US has some of the most laws in the country”

Hey, I think we take the same seizure pills! I had no idea about the bc interaction either, until my pharmacist called me to ask about it. Totally ridiculous.

Is there a reason you think that you would know better than the entire American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists? I’m pretty sure they’ve probably thought of the risks. Even if the pill is free, a doctors visit is an impediment for lots of people because of cost, time, transportation, etc. The experts agree…

literally what

This is NOT true. I live in FL and my best friend lives in VA now. She texts me at least once a week about open carriers coming into her job (a fucking Petsmart for goodness sake) with their giant guns strapped on, and I saw my first open carrier yesterday. First EVER. And it was a hand gun.

noooo

I introduced my bf to pho. He had never had it before because he is from Florida, so.

There WERE “good guys with guns” at UCC. Unsurprisingly, it still didn’t play out the way these idiots think it would/should have.

THAT’S WHO HE IS