This is exactly the advice I need right now. My BF's family is in town right now, and they are probably the biggest obstacle I'll face in one day marrying him. I have spent most of today and yesterday fuming, but trying to remind myself that they're his family and they come with him and I love him.

Pretty sure she's talking about the next time she gets pregnant, and also, fuck you for thinking she is grieving in the "wrong" way. Fuck you one million times forever.

They aren't flushable!! It's a false claim! Someone needs to sue these companies. Like I get it, occasionally you need a little extra comfort for the booty, but for the love of all that is holy, put them in the trash can.

Grow up and put your wipeys in the trash can, baby.

Also, my dad works for the Mass Water Resources Authority and a REAL PART OF HIS JOB is now to produce and distribute literature about how everyone (adult people who are not babies) is clogging up their own pipes and well as the city plumbing by flushing those stupid fucking wipes, so please could you all just stop.

OMG U R SO EDGY

I almost didn't star this because it was at 69, but I couldn't help myself.

I used to work at a small independent toy store in Boston (if you know Boston, it was in JP, so you know it was a toy store for hipster children), and we sold these. They were definitely expensive and popular.

Wait, except THIS

Nothing makes me laugh more than this. NOTHING

I so want to believe that this is a joke- and it's so over the top, it could be- but I went to Jesus Camp, and I knew kids who really weren't allowed to read Harry Potter, because Witchcraft, and those parents are dumb enough and take themselves seriously enough to write this dumbass bullshit.

I really didn't think it was going to make me laugh but I laughed so hard.

Oh man I had one of these earlier today, they are so totally the best.

I had a 3 week one recently- It's really nice to know I'm not the only one.

The living with a gun part- so true. I have asked my boyfriend to kill me more times than I can count during migraines.

Also, migraines are no joke. If you haven't had one, you have no idea. They literally can make you feel like you are dying. I know people who called 911 when they got their first. I was recently on a 3 week long migraine bender and, while I avoided an ER visit, often when they last for more than 3 days it's a…

He's not quick, he's just dressed in UF apparel at UF. He can walk a few feet and essentially disappear.

There are 50,000 students at UF. There are literally hundreds of people who meet this description, most of them aren't on the football team. Not to mention the fact that this isn't a closed campus, so you'd have to take into account all the other 50,000 people who live in Gainesville.

There are 50,000 at UF, roughly 75% of whom are wearing UF apparel at any given moment. I actually go here (I'm a grad student, I hate football) and trust me, there are TONS of people who meet that description. Most of them aren't football players.

So, I actually go to UF (I'm a grad student). First- if I was a white guy who wanted be completely nondescript in Gainesville, I would just wear UF clothing. The text messages we've been getting are almost laughable. Oh, he looks like almost any given person on campus? Excellent!