I dunno. Having been a #classy and completely egotistical lady myself in college, I think I might have penned something like this if forced to. I wasn't in a sorority (purposely went to a college with no Greek life), but boy was I proud to be a sloot. She'll regret this/think it is embarrassing-hilarious in like 3…

Classic kitty boob grab. Mine loves them.

This has always driven me insane, even when I was a kid. My mom would always tell the drive thru workers, "A boy and a girl, but the girl would also like the boy's toy, please." Beside the fact that this practice is based on totally outdated gender norms, doesn't it just cost the company stupid extra money??

Because only morons name their kids non traditionally! -person with a non-traditionally spelled name

So, that's what you got out of this story? "Welp, they named the kid a non-traditional name so, who's surprised?"

Seriously. I grew up in a very gay-family-friendly neighborhood, and I remember having to learn that having two moms was actually unusual, not the other way around!

"Bone straight with a hint of butchness"

Not only is that not 3D, but she's only a black for like 5 minutes. She's a frog for the rest.

Seriously?

Had to star, because of course Allosaurus turned you on! And I started earlier than kindergarten as well!

I was an early masturbator... like... way earlier than 10. It's not that uncommon (there was even an episode of House!).

It astounded me in college how many women didn't just not masturbate (and these were very sexual ladies), but thought it was scandalous and gross, and were adamant that they would never consider doing it. Then again, when I was in high school, maybe a junior, a friend and I were talking about masturbating and another…

His family has released a statement (published in the Boston Globe): http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/04/…

A very important follow up: http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/04/…

Somehow, I just knew he would be a MassArt student (if this is the right guy)... he probably thinks he was doing an art project. Ughh

Victims everywhere thank you for your bravery.

I, too, hate the NSA. However, the distance between disliking the arm of the government that spies on its citizens via email and phone records and thinking that the government has the time or energy (or money) to clone and frame you (for what exactly??) is a Grand Canyon full of crazy. When you bring your own…

This would be destroyed after use. When you're fingerprinted (also completely unique to you!) that goes into a database. I don't trust the government for the most part either but here's where you lost me: you're afraid they might CLONE YOU? Lololol.

No. All parties are still presumed innocent in this situation (even if they don't help their cases by not cooperating). But, in a situation like this with a finite number of people who were in the building who could have produced semen, don't you think that the rape victim would appreciate it if all the men could put…

No, I'm not. I'm with you on innocent until proven guilty- I'm just saying how it looks. And, in a situation like this, where there are a finite number of people in the building with the ability to have left semen on this girl, I don't think something like this is anymore unreasonable than mass interviews or…