Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

The Defenechstration of Houston

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

Kelly has yet to comment publicly on the matter, but if she did, I would imagine it would be something along the lines of: “I’m not racist! I have black guns! Some of my best guns are black!”

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

Tarp’eh diem.

“You’ve been traded to the Knicks.”

How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

Joule thief!

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Notably, this is already possible in Japan, where you can not only select any combination of standard color Joy-Con and grips to go with the console.

Free Chris Paul

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.