Lapid: “Anything but green.”

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

If you told me that an athlete was going to get humiliatingly pwned by Kepler, I would have guessed Kyrie Irving.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

These picks could be valuable. Who knows, they could use them to draft some real talent. Maybe they land 3 real superstar MVP caliber players through the draft, and hit on a couple of other later picks for some solid role players, and have themselves a perennial contender. Then they might have to pay them eventually,…

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

“As I anticipated, the liberal left lost their minds over the fact I choose not to be alone with another woman,” Foster wrote on Wednesday in a tweet.

I look forward to this series of articles, where you guys write blog posts with increasingly sarcastic headlines directed at each other

“If you can read this, Roll me over”

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

He’s eligible for a bigger max after 10 years in the league. He’s currently at 8. There’s no way he was signing anything other than a 2+1 no matter what team he signed with. 

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

NINTENDOn’t Switch, please.

“Donald Trump will be terrified. What’s not to love? “

That would be me. My go-to for impromptu potlucks is those bowls of cut fruit which they sell at the grocery store at a ridiculous markup.

Here is my logic: a) I don’t have to do any work, b) it’s suitable for almost any dietary restriction (vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free) you are likely to encounter in unfamiliar…

Dear Penthouse,

Jaxson Hayes humiliated Mychal Mulder in what I like to call “The Battle of Two Guys Whose First Names I Definitely Would’ve Spelled Wrong if I Hadn’t Seen Them in Print First.”

You can have your wife be your partner in crime or you can have 5 mistresses. Unwise to try and do both.

The floodgates opened up after that.