I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

When I saw this on Twitter yesterday, I thought it was going to be a bumper sticker or something - something small. When he drove away and I saw it was an actual whole-ass flag ... I mean, damn.

“Fucking showoffs.”

Kickers line up at eight yards because if you line up at seven, the ball won’t get enough lift trajectory in time to clear the line, and if you line up at nine, the edge rushers can take a wider set and turn the corner on your wings.

“Board man gets laid!”

Me, every time these articles/videos show up: “This is getting old.”

What’s The Best Time To Wake Up?

welcome back dad but we like mayo here now

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

5-2: stroke.

High school students

Former Imperial, in both contexts

yub yub, you Imperial bastard.

This picture is a good Alighieri for the Wizards’ situation.

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

I root for the Suns, I would like to trade a future lottery pick for those bags of peanuts, please

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

Smmdghtne mmenamdffg trdananfm talkin’ bout dang old mammfryahemt...