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Well, actually, the firing them into the sun part would be rocket science.

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She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

“The good news is that ISP have a long history of adjusting to the growing demands from users.”

What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

Do you ever take pleasure in watching basketball?

Any chance Jeff Van Gundy could get banned from all future NBA games as well?

The good news is that even if they lose, they can just declare the north an independent nation and crown their own champions.

Right-Wing Nutjob Aborts Full-Term Baby in Public

Clark will learn Tuesday if she will be fired for her comments during a district board meeting.

I really don't see your silly "foon" idea catching on

What if - hear me out - we had a utensil that combined the scooping ability of a spoon with the stabbing ability of a fork? I don’t know what we’ll call it but there’s probably a portmanteau that will work.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA

Corporate intern millennial to Kia exec: How do you plan to sell to “us”

100% this.

With the series going to US soil, you knew the Canadians were going to get rid of their Looneys.

The obvious solution is to tip only in small change.

Nickels are a good choice: 1) the coins are sufficiently hefty to make more noise you drop them into the jar; 2) they are of sufficiently low value that you can maximize the amount of time dropping them slowly into the jar to ensure that the barista will see you,