“I think one of the ironies today is that people are saying that it’s President Trump that’s shredding our institutions,” Barr told CBS. “I really see no evidence of that.”

This is like a Highlights magazine. “See if you can find all the 30s in this picture!”

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

In the end the Lakers Front Office would announce that July came before January, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly…

Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

I just hope that playing down there doesn’t mess up the rotation on his shot. 

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

He typed “John Bolton” into the search function and found a bunch of pictures of feckless Hawks.

...what do you do if you can handle the payments but don’t have a good credit score?

Can’t wait to play it next year on my Xbox One 2.

Statement: You meatbags better not screw this or me up. Or I will be forced to initiate assassination protocols.

He really doesn’t understand how the whole air quotes thing works, does he?

This is what that should read

But how else would you strike up a conversation with a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket after meeting at Citibank? Gotta have that pen at the ready.

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

Just wait until the Bucks hide him inside a giant horse, though.

Seems like Jizyah Shorts peaked too early.