I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

Toga? Pfft, only misguided fools and criminal deviants believe Toga is the pinnacle of My Hero Academia waifus! The one true waifu is the superior Tsuyu!

Better or worse than getting punched out by a 72 year old astronaut?

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Clever girls...

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

LaVar Ball is gonna do a helluva job.

“some worrying ‘that hiring LeBron’s former Cleveland Cavaliers coach would be giving James too much control in Lakerland.’”

Nikola Jokic Explains His Body

He doesn’t want a large Nikola, he wants a god damn liter of cola 

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

The golden ring of hell.

James Harden complaining the game should be called “the way it’s supposed to be called” is like Wil E. Coyote complaining to Acme customer service after the Roadrunner escapes into the cliff painting. It’s like, yeah, man, that wasn’t supposed to happen, but to be fair you were legit trying to smash and eat that bird.…

Vegas reached out to their fans and apologized for their PK. They also said it would not be playing in the next round.

We all are with Russ...watching the rest of the playoffs on TV.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.