What a touching tweet from Vlad to his son. Really puts into perspective how little my own worthless progeny have accomplished in their lives. I mean, sure, they’re 7 and 9, but still...

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

I’ve mounted a TV before

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Dramatic reenactment of the event:

Schmuck a l’orange

We get it, we get it. You have a wife.

RUN AWAAAAAY

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

I’m sorry, Davis.  I can’t allow you to fire me.

Mason-Dixon is outdated. I believe it's the IHOP/Waffle House line now.

Beating elicits beating.

Thornton has been with the Sharks since god was a Corporal and sometimes you forget he played for 8 fucking years with the Bruins before they traded him for I wanna say Dit Clapper?

This isn’t merely the Dragonzord, which looks kinda like an alternate green Mechagodzilla. This is its Battle Mode (a.k.a. Dragon Megazord).

They appear to have captured The Mandarin.

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

Just so I understand, this is for people who made cringy usernames when they were teenagers, and don’t want to start over with a new account?

+10 point to the landlady cosplay.

I admit it is a low low low bar these days but this was a hella refreshing ACTUAL apology.