“Man, This Is Some Racist Shit To Do In An Amateur Hockey Game”

Sure the Texas Stars’ defenseman shot the puck. But for that puck to go in I bet there was a second shooter.

Nick Offerman rules. 

That shot chart is like if they made a whole team out of Andrew Wigginses.

I used to be an instagramer like you,

People knew that the rich bought their way into the elite schools; I think the shock is the use of a middleman, elaborate cheating schemes, and bribing what is effectively the “middle-management” at the colleges rather than just paying for a new library. After all, Yale could use an international airport.

satirical performance art

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

A stat line like that and good photoshop skills gets you into USC.

Jane Buckingham, a so-called “millennial expert”

Footage from this year’s Browns playoff-clinching win against Pittsburgh:

This is a long one but I’ve been dying for an excuse to tell this story.

Who won the game?

So, you’re saying his room was Farmers Only?

You can fool all of the people some of the time.

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.