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Gimme the keys to the franchise, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker

“A lot of those guys like play to get fouled. That is how the game is nowadays. It’s not really basketball. You’re just playing to get fouled to see what happens.”

Oh sure, blame the kangaroos. Who made you judge and jury? What kind of court is this?

That’s kangaroos for you. They’ll mess you up without ruminating much about it.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

That gravity assist gif is amazing & I watched every second of it.

Adrian Dantley. Definitely Adrian Dantley.

And all it took to convict Raja was for a man to die, the call to have been coincidentally recorded, public outcry, a four-year intermission between the killing and the trial, the ghost of Trayvon Martin to haunt the trial, and 30 years of Florida cops shooting black people and getting away with it, and a cop who

Rajon Rondo and Pau Gasol are the only two players still in the NBA that played in the last playoff game that was played after LeBron James had been eliminated from the playoffs: June 17, 2010

This was funny/sad because it was LeBron, but I still say one of the NBA’s funniest turnovers was Russell Westbrook absent-mindedly traveling damn near to midcourt.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

I know they’re worried about legal ramifications, but at some point I think Valve just needs to come out and say:

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Is this a fair place to note that CC Sabathia has a Simpson’s head (where it only looks okay from the side and not straight on)?

“PC LOAD LETTER?” What the fuck does that mean?

The South Harmon Institute of Technology