“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

Look, this is the only guy I want to hear about Micro Mobility from.

“How come they never protest black on black violence???”

Not clear why Edgar Allan Toe here is only being charged with carrying a concealed firearm when he clearly had it out in full view with the intention of menacing those kids. Do they not have laws against brandishing in Florida?

“Why am I being arrested when those kids are free to ride around?”

That this is considered a radical far-left position is absurd and represents everything wrong with American politics.

It’s so weird that so many people independently decided that MAGA gear and Trump slogans were a great way to intimidate minorities. It couldn’t possibly that all of those people easily understood the messaging behind those things. I’ve been told that would be an unfair interpretation of the facts. So, clearly, they…

The miserable change now at my end
Lament nor sorrow at; but please your thoughts
In YouTubing them with those my former highlight clips
Wherein I lived, the greatest prince o’ the world of Syracuse,
The noblest Nugget; and do now not basely die,
Not cowardly put off my headband to
My countryman,—a Rocket by a Rocket
Valiantl…

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

Came here to see what “busta chucked” meant, was disappointed to find out that “busta chucking” is not the enraged throwing and breaking of things.

It definitely seems as though if there’s one thing that all white Americans can agree on it’s that Martin Luther King said some vaguely inspirational things that weren’t critical of anyone.

...was long on criticism, firm in his belief 

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”

CJ's new strategy of "what if I get SO fat, it takes four guys to bring me down" is paying dividends

and in one of the strangest alterations, Trump’s fingers have been made slightly longer.

Brexit, in a nutshell:

Something something, “we don’t like not-brits and brown people, regardless of what damage this will do to us?”

It means England is fucked, and the rest of the world is mildly inconvenienced.