Cleveland, 1986:

The problem is that thanks to the broken form of capitalism that runs America, profitability matters far less than growth.

Stephen, I think you should check out the Flip Grip: https://www.fangamer.com/products/flip-grip

Person A: “We’re having a harder time finding women who want to go through the hell of holding themselves to our ridiculous standards of beauty.”

“Hail to the Redskins/Hail victory/Braves on the warpath/Fight for old Dixie!”

Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

FTW, Drew is baaaack :)

Susan Collins says she believes her constituents when they say they’re being hurt, but that it’s some other President, not Donald Trump, who has done this to them.

I’m still going with “It’s ok for these young people to not vote,” but this is a close second.

The Round Mound of Sound Logic.

Quick, get this to Susan.

I went to a church in high school (and for about half a semester of my first year of undergrad) that explicitly forebade premarital sex, and openly condemned homosexuality—or, really, anything that wasn’t heteronormative.

Outside of the fact that they really fucked me up in terms of my openness to sex for a few years (l…

Q: How are drinking PBR and making love in a canoe similar?

There’s a metaphor in here somewhere

I guess there are times when a tallboy really is just too much PBR.

Man Pete Davidson has really gone down the tubes since his break up with Ariana Grande...

“I have no idea what other people were doing.”