100% on board with more Better off Ted

Oh man the multi-door adventure thing. You can be walking out of our (shared) office space, hold the door for someone, then since you both work in the same building, you end up holding the door out to the lobby, then the door out of the building, then a minute later the door into the garage structure. Then the…

I haven’t seen or heard anything about Milkshake duck in forever, and now I’ve seen 2 references this week. What’s the deal with that?

Man, what could poor Vanilla Ice have left that someone would try to blackmail him out of?

The new attempt at this in San Francisco actually just came out recently:

A trend that continues to this day is some dark places.

Next week on Storage Wars!

translation: I fucked up and have no idea what the hell I’m doing, Ha! owned you libtards!

Drop out Debbie? 

It’s referencing Tales of Zestiria, it’s not funny

You keep saying she’s bad at her job, except her job is going on air and saying stupid shit that distracts from other stuff going on with the president and administration, which she’s quite good at.

You don’t take shelter in the grain solo

Final Fantasy XII remaster. Playing with the Fast Forward on has made me wonder how I ever managed to play without it.

Yeah well wait till the crow calls in a murder for backup, and all the raccoon can come up with is some raccoons

Someone went back in time and killed Deion Sanders?

At this point it’d be easier just to report when someone doesn’t spew a bunch of hateful racist bullshit. This just feels like, well sure, it’s a normal day, of course she did.

Cut him some slack, how’s a guy born without a heart supposed to know where to put his hand?

probably gets his hair cut by an insane Mr. Handy

Yeah we get this call in San Francisco all the time too. What’s worse is they are actually managing to spoof the number of actual Chinese consulate office here, which everyone actually uses when they need a Visa to visit China.

That cat is totally going to destroy our planet