1 shot to the chest, Granny Jean is a better shot than every cop in the country

It’s still hard to believe that a notorious reality TV star was even allowed to work in the White House. yes but he was elected..

Courts, classes, and job?

Wait so is Mario’s name Mario Mario?

Can one of them have a mustache?

They should post this pic on all fireworks packaging going forward.

In an oddly specific coincidence, when I was a kid, I ate at a Benihana at a table with the Men’s warehouse guy 

I only made it about 2 seconds further, Dhalsim doing his victory dance made me cackle out loud at work

I don’t think that investment had the legs to begin with

That’s because the Red Sox ain’t his girlfriend

To paraphrase: I would have said it to a Mexican or white person too, oh so you use that word often? No, I hate that word...

I won’t get you started

Well at the very least they should expect their first game to be a massacre

You know if it was just the two of them on the street, she would’ve crossed to the other side

I was trying to figure out why Darnold looked so familiar to me. Then it hit me, he’s Syndrome. “When every Rookie Quarterback is special, no one is”

Yes the problem is clearly that Papa Johns spends to much time catering to millennials, and not enough effort focused on it’s real mission, providing delivered food to college aged people.

“We have got to do better than that,” said manager Mickey Callaway of a 21-run loss. - If there’s one thing a Mets manager learns it’s how to temper expectations

Like a raging racist asshole Jeff...like a raging racist asshole

I mean adding a warning is fine and all, but this means they are identifying marketplace sale items that are fraudulent, and instead of removing them from their storefront, removing the “games” they are attached to, and banning the developers who create them, we get a pop-up...

So I started to think of an alternate universe where we have Tom Brady trying to solve the middle-east crisis using only football metaphors, then decided if I’m going to spend mental effort on alternate universes, I can do better than just swapping the Kush for TB12