Hey man, when you are Jerry Jones, and someone tells you to put your hand over your heart, you take your best guess and put your hand in the vicinity of where you think it ought to be

He went on to recommend eating eagle instead. “Now that’s a decisive, aggressive bird! One I’d be proud to feed my momma”

Fallout 4 for me, still 1000's of drawers to look for crap in

See I’m picturing on the phone with Cheetolini, ”Daddy, that scary man is right here! Make him go away!”

Conservative policies are there to make rich people richer, while they try to convince the poor that it’s other poor people who are the cause of all their problems.- So much this

The anusmouth effect is exceptional strong in this header image

Making an ass out of themselves by making a Zebra out of an ass themselves

It’s looks interesting I guess, but it breaks one of my few hard rules on mobile gaming, never play a game you pay to not have to play it.

I know the WCSYB column is mostly tongue-in-cheek, but I think Tom’s old advice applies here.

Being on a team with Dwight Howard ages you Fast!

So Ghouliani is going with the Yanny/Laurel defense on this one. It’d be laughable if it wasn’t so sure to work on the people he wants it to work on

I’m not sure there’s more apt depiction of the current state of everyday corporate America than having a working saying the words “Knowing one’s rights” on a list of early warning signs

Are you telling me I could’ve had a therapy goat?

I don’t know if this is a good move for the Cavs, but I think it follows the general principle of, if you can find a star willing to sign in Cleveland, you lock him up

Damn I knew it’d be bad, but after watching it, it’s just so much more everything

As always, 4 or 5 cops standing around watching this down. No one says anything.

3 years @ $15mil each for Schroder isn’t good, but it’s not sure it’s worse than 3 years @ $9mil each for nothing except not Melo if they had to stretch him to get rid of him

Neo-Nazis fuckers literally marching in the streets chanting “Jews will not replace us”

More proof that disney is going to have my moneys when its streaming service goes live

Basically never back a kickstarter project based on a licensed property. It only ever resolves 2 ways, they fail to properly secure the license and the project falls apart, or the license costs them more than they can afford and the project falls apart.