hmmm i dont trust his face

#notallPagans

Seriously though, ethical no-no’s aside (LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY DEAD ONES, ALONE) this is a Bad Idea even from a Pagan spiritual standpoint; by using the bones of an unwilling person, you’re messing with some serious energy that is not necessarily going to be aligned with your interests. It’s like…

The fucking entitlement. I mean, I’m an atheist; I don’t think there’s anything left in those bones. But using someone else’s remains, someone you never knew, never sought consent from, to perform your crackpot religious rites is fucking wrong.

You don’t get to own someone’s body, no matter how poor they were in life. That doesn’t seem all that complicated.

I find it hilarious that they’re all up in arms about not being able to trust him now that he released this video. Like, we can’t trust the guy who released a video of his friend confessing to cheating, but we can totally trust the guy who cheats on a woman he’s about to vow to love and honor for the rest of his life.

Locker room culture is such bullshit. Team Russell on this one.

This picture is amazing. So many levels of amazing.

This is a very gentle, amusing hoax that hurt no one and I congratulate them both.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

This is why I didn’t say get rid of parks, which are open to all. I said golf courses and graveyards, which have limited membership or interest at any given time.

People need green spaces. It’s cars and roads and parking lots that take up too much space.

Golf courses and gravesites have a lot in common in that they take up valuable land space that could be used for housing people instead of housing the physically and spiritually dead.

I’d say Goldfinch

Oh for fuck’s sake! It’s a BABY! And why isn’t the “I” capitalized?!!??!?!

Fitting, really, that it’s come to this.

*please pull through*

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

I was a couple of episodes behind and so I was upset by all these spoiler-y article titles right after this episode aired!

I hate to be that person, but I really wish you would have buried that spoiler and not shown it on the homepage feed. I just discovered the show on Netflix and haven’t caught up to this season yet.