I keep telling y’all that Becky with the Good Hair is not a white woman. Black people do not describe white women’s hair as “good hair.” The “Becky” part is actually an insult to the person she’s describing, in my opinion. I think that’s why no one can figure out who it really is; you’re looking in the wrong place!

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

In general - yes! But, than again...Kevin Hart is really, painfully not funny...

I’ll wait for someone who is actually funny to criticize a comedian and then I’ll pay some attention.

I’m going to say baseball. They are missing the lax bro hair. Also biased because the baseball teams at both my high school and college were the biggest d-bags.

Unfortunately, they’ll probably get off with nothing - not even probation. First offenses and white kids getting second chances blah blah blah. And they’ve likely already been accepted into college if they were going.

Looking at the mug shots, factoring the racist assholery, I’m thinking lacrosse team.

I mean no disrespect. I honestly just don’t see a 17-year-old boy as a victim in these circumstances. He’ll be ok.

He isn’t even on the same planet as the rest of us!! He is a typical brainwashed good old boy from the Deep South!!!

Bwahahahaha for sure!!!

I’ve got a $100,000 bill that says they are a couple!!!!

Very true. His privilege has clouded his view. Privilege is a hell of a drug.

Yup life always looks different when you are looking at it from your ivory tower. I would money to the privilege part since it is easy to overlook problems when they aren’t affecting you

OOOOOO I should have scrolled down!

I think this is it as much as a anything. He leaves his job where people (presumably) kiss his ass, goes to his big ass house, looks around and says “no racism here! Everyone else better shape up!”

Wait. Are you implying that didn’t happen?

Jesus. He is so far removed from reality that it’s sad. I don’t even know where to go with this.

I might have believed a Coke. /s

FAKE NEWS