Dev’s ego on this is not a good look.

Aww, Aloysious Snuffleupagus is the best friggin muppet ever! I was obsessed with Snuffy as a kid.

I just thought Sharon Stone was Chelsea Handler.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

My takeaway from this article is to buy the Guardian tomorrow for Stranger Things content.

I’m really curious to see exactly how derisive/dismissive/generally dickish this Genius of the Moment/charismatic Other/omg sex symbol actually is about BLM.

“Diddy broke down his love philosophy almost like a business deal, essentially explaining that he’s 25% an asshole.”

<Mariah Carey "I don't know her" gif goes here>

I want to apologize for my behavior last weekend — for not being more careful and candid in how I described the events of that early morning and for my role in taking the focus away from the many athletes fulfilling their dreams of participating in the Olympics. being a lying liar who lies. Sometimes I forget regular…

Like wtf. Does he act like this here in the States, or is it just countries he has no respect for?

Yaaa cmon, he didn’t write it, there are no JEAH. Does he even know how to read??

I accept responsibility for my role in this happening and have learned some valuable lessons.

You know Lochte actually wrote this apology because of the line, “.... and to have a gun pointed at your.” Your what, Ryan? You didn’t say!!! Your head? Your rocking abs? The two grams of blow in your pocket? Your legacy gone up in so much proverbial hash, er, ash? Kudos for the proper use of the possessive your and…

Valuable lesson:

Ya, fuck those kids, some ugly American assholes want to repay the hospitality of Brazilians by vandalizing, making false accusations against the police in the press, and skipping the country. This is why you people are so welcome, all over the world.

it’s not a shakedown at all, dummy. filing a false police report is a crime everywhere. they could keep them in rio tied up in jail if they wanted to.

White dudes getting into drunken fights, then making up a giant lie to cover up any trouble they may get into and then expecting everyone to be cool when the lie comes out? I’d say this is pretty damn representative of the US.

If only ryan hadn’t.

if only ryan hadn’t lied to his mommy

There’s no nicer feeling than scrolling down to a comment that takes the words out of your mouth. Why does her blaccent get a pass?