allmyfriendsareproblematic-akatruffleshuffle
all my friends are problematic (aka do the truffle-shuffle)
allmyfriendsareproblematic-akatruffleshuffle

Sorry but a 13 year-old absolutely can be to blame for stuff. I understand that we judge children differently than adults and for good reason, but being 13 doesn’t mean you’re never to blame for your shitty decisions.

This is why there are few things worse in the world than teenage girls. Also, is her name seriously spelled ‘Ashly’?

I agree. But a 13 year-old has better judgement than a 5 year-old and should know better than to pull a real looking gun on a cop he’s running away from, no?

If the cops’ story turns out to be true, he wasn’t just playing, he ran from the police and pulled a replica gun that looks just like a real gun from his waist, so yeah, what was the policeman supposed to do, wait for the kid to shoot him so he could be sure if those were real bullets or not?

To be fair, if the police’s account is true, he was 13 (not 5) and should know better than to pull a toy gun (that looks exactly like a real gun) on the police.

Even if it is a black and white photo, if that bb gun had an orange tip, it would be a different shade of grey than the rest of the gun. Which means the gun didn’t have the supposedly mandatory orange tip, which lots of people paint over anyway.

This. Family's nice in theory.

This. I admit I have a hard time feeling any sympathy for the kid’s junkie grandparents and thei privacy, given that these same people fought for custody of this poor child even though they know they’re junkies and shouldn’t even be entrusted to care for goldfish, much less a child.

Seriously.

Is her mother also suing the police?

Yeah Tejano makes sense with your background.

Because who would hire anyone so unprofessional they were once -gasp- a naked 2 year-old?! That’s like discovering a prospective employee has a secret neo-nazi past or amateur porn website.

Transparent doesn’t when having to disclose every time a public official gets sick, unless it’s cancer or something that will require long treatments and carries the risk of death. Would you like female officials to have to tell the world when they have their periods, too? You know, transparency.

She also stole David Shrigley’s font/lettering except instead of writing hilarious and rude things with it like Shrigley, she uses it to write bullshit “inspirational” platitudes like “you are you”.

Yeah Spanish just sounds like you’re saying you’re from Spain. Maybe Hispanic could be more correct? It has the language and culture element but doesn’t refer to one particular race.

Latinx is so fucking try-hard and precious.

I’m Latin American and I think Latinx is fucking ridiculous.

Skim milk tastes like liquid depression.

But none of that changes the fact that cow’s milk is fucking delicious.

It tastes good and I think it makes it a more viable alternative for people who can’t drink regular milk thank, say, soy milk, which is fucking disgusting and tastes like watery, nutty ass juice.