allmyaliasesliveintexas
Miles Long
allmyaliasesliveintexas

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

I am thrilled that she liked it!

Happy Birthday to Mama Long

I’ve heard that three generations up (from great-gramma).

Oh please. Like there’s a snowball’s chance in hell that she will ever “bring into the fold” idiots like this. She could be handing out rifles and money on a cloud next to Jesus and they’d still hate her.

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My dear, you know Cher reads hieroglyph! (Perhaps she’s reintroducing it via emoji)

No.

I know the James Byrd thing happened almost 20 years ago, now, but as someone who grew up a stones throw from Jasper, Texas and has the memory of that newscast burned permanently onto my brain I’m going to pass on believing they’ve changed since then. Even if they have turned some new leaf it doesn’t matter, they were

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Being a black American francophone and francophile, I love using the made up word negreaux while texting many of my friends.

So, one of the things I learned while tripping on acid in college was that insecurity is part of the universal human condition.

Arnold now says, “I did not expect it to go public the way it did,” and that “no one from my side leaked it.”

Zoom! Christ, I’m old.

Truly. When the primary season’s shit show went into effect, everyone was like, “COME BACK, JON STEWART! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!”

They are absolutely heros but how sad is it that we live in a world where two men who stop another man from raping an unconscious woman is considered heroic, rather than just normal, expected every day behaviour?

It’s also interesting that he regurgitated the same excuses (“binge drinking” “promiscuity”) his son used in his own statement - which were dismantled brilliantly by the victim in hers.

We aren’t and we don’t need to be. A lot of people have some form of cognitive disability. They’re still responsible for their actions so far as they’re able to understand them. If someone’s functioning at a level where he’s able to carry out a plan to threaten to cut someone else with a knife unless she allows him to