there was an A+ tweet during the golden globes that i am too lazy to find right now which had the perfect michael shannon description

Seriously. They Merriam Webster folks are going to have to remove the current entry for “badass” and replace it with her picture because HOLY SHIT.

My first mondegreen!

Can I assume they’ll be getting a Haitian Divorce?

If I find out something terrible about Geddy Lee, I may just have to commit seppuku.

As I’ve said many times, I am sick of this veneration of male vs female jiggly bits.

Act like a lady, completely fuck up like a man.

I’m going to be “that guy”. Mary Magdalene was not a whore. She was possessed by seven demons. She’s not the same woman who washed Jesus’ feet with tears, who by the way is never called a whore either. She’s referenced as a sinner (which can range from not washing your hands before you eat to full blown sex orgies)…

Lower the age further. I’m 27, and use proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling in text, instant message, and beyond! I will only type “u” in place of “you” with a gun to my head.

Exactly.

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

He assaulted them after he ran a background check. Piece of shit.

It needs to start before sex education. The “he’s just tormenting you because he has a crush on you” mindset doesn’t help. Kids need to be taught consent in a comprehensive way that includes both sexual and non-sexual touching.

If you have to exert pressure -including verbal pressure - then you’re basically convincing someone to have sex or engage in sexual behavior when they really don’t want to. Which means that consent isn’t freely given, it’s given to shut you up. Whether that counts as rape or not often depends on the person on the…

Wasn’t this the reason that he picked these women, so nobody would believe them? I fear he may be correct.

I wish there were more room in the modern media world for a bit more easy generosity between folks. It’s wearying to always be demanding apologies, you know? People goof. They say stupid shit. They get tired. And it sometimes feels like we’re all just waiting for someone to piss us off so we can purge some hateful…

Picking up some carry-out and not getting anything for me is a shitty boyfriend. Near-drowning me is much more than that. Much more.

I want to use “cock and mind” all the time now. “Sorry, I’ve changed my cock and mind.” “Are you out of your freaking cock and mind?” It’s a good decision.

Obviously Fox sent you this, the most unflattering picture one can find of two highly attractive humans.