Best BJs I’ve ever had have been from girls that really, really liked doing it.

I thought Buddhism was the least shitty religion, until I started hearing about radical monks. So I just go by my own personal beliefs, which involve thinking nature is pretty great and one simple rule: don’t be an asshole.

Only child, here. This is 100% accurate for me:

My observation as a sworn parent of an only child who’s been forced to endure twin nephews and various iterations of kid’s playdates?

That is not entirely accurate. The 1964 Civil Rights Act required an accommodation to religious beliefs as part of the workplace rules. This included allowing for religious holidays off without penalty, the wearing of religious garb (although I see nobody defending Moslem women wearing hijabs) and the like.

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

Entirely unnecessary, too, because Desi Arnaz wasn’t especially dark.

BITCH, HAVE A FUCKING SEAT.

Worried ... Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage?

This have been a topic for an entire episode on old show “better of ted” where the all new building’s sensor for responsible for automating many thing unable to see black people.

“I’ll take that in cash.”

White gorillas, always trying to make it about them

My wife and I have been married for ten years and during that time we’ve had everything from going nearly a full calendar year without having sex to fucking multiple times a day for a couple weeks straight. Only once have we had what I’d describe as “maintenance” sex. Never again. I'd rather go a year without sex…

Fitz and Simmons clearly dressed as Steed and Peel, when asked who they’re dressed as reply “Young Winston Churchill and Agent Romanov”

Okay so I am three months on full dose of testosterone and I feel like an emissary on this ‘biological wiring’ issue. Testosterone is really a thing. I would only want to have sex every three months or so before T. Now I want to have sex with my husband every day and take care of myself at least once or even twice a…

Oh man, I just love arguments that boil down to “Men do stupid shit because they are fucking idiots”. But let’s definitely make sure they’re always in power.

Can we talk about all the couples?? I didn’t even know this was the second season when I stumbled on the wedding reveal episode and got hooked.

I know I’m naive sometimes, but is it really difficult to WANT to do? Shouldn’t most people want their partner to be enjoying sexy times, and if they’re not enjoying it shouldn’t that be a turn off? Are people really so fucked up that they’re more interested in getting off than making sure their partner is…

This is exactly what people mean when they say “patriarchy hurts men too”

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.