This is exactly what people mean when they say “patriarchy hurts men too”

“No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.”

Plus, Hills has got to be way past menopause. Her hormone situation is not a factor at this point.

So I'm black.

I don’t understand men who are only attracted to meek, reserved and shy women. It always makes me lose a little respect for them when they say that. There’s nothing wrong with the women for being shy and reserved, mind you, but something is off about a man who prefers his women that way.

This is just a random interjection, but I do want to say... I have met Hugh Jackman about three times, twice with his wife present, and once with his kids there. This isn't a snooty reveal. A friend working in theatre basically let me hang out with her in the back stage area of one of his shows, so... my brush with…

I'm disappointed in the lack of other stories when I click the "LOBSTER PUSSY" tag.

Dude, I would be the worst juror. One look at that guy and sign me up for Team Guilty. That is one creepy asshole. Let the record show that the defendant has soulless eyes. *shudder*

Honestly - not because he was an asshole to me - but in my objective opinion he's a terrible writer. I don't know why he would value that letter so much, it wasn't even full of bad metaphors and waxing poetics, it was just sort of straightforward emotions like 'guilt' and 'angst' explored with pretty simple language.

Tina Fey (via Matt Lauer) really nailed this one:
"I'm always amazed at what women will do because they're afraid of being rude,"

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

Living for Pearl's face and attitude. But my quote of the episode has to be "No T, no shade, no pink lemonade"

The way she takes off the belt and changes the look from night to day is the way I want to feel in my life.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

I see one trolly type is making comments about boys and puberty, but honestly I think this all misses the point: the girls winning may not last forever, but for now they have the confidence to know that they can even TRY (and sometimes succeed) at standing up to a group of male humans and win.

Dude: This is why nobody likes feminists, you don't like to debate.

Would also not be against arming the audience with tomatoes

"Make them read the posts publicly to their assembled classmates. In a room. Live."

Here's my question - why did nobody go back and edit this after the fact? They could have simply altered it to appear that Pullam was fired for leading the losing team - which happens a lot. Why leave this in now that its clear that Pullam might have had VERY good reasons for not calling Cosby?

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.