Marc Maron needs to be added to this list.

Word. Just One of the Guys and Can’t Buy Me Love are cherished favorites.

Me talking to a Trump supporter:

My favorite Candace GIF:

He has made one very good film that hardly anyone saw and does the entire thing in a box: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/buried…

Totally not ‘fancy’, but at the Comfort Inn and Suites, you can get a suite with a Jacuzzi tub (built for two) in the bedroom. Me and my ex would take mini vacation/honeymoons from Fri. night until Sun. morning. A really inexpensive but fun getaway on random weekends.

2 words: Eve’s Bayou.

This. He chose these victims because he felt that their social status/race/drug use would let him assault them with impunity.

The tapes of Fogle’s phone conversations clearly has him going on about how he likes 8-10 year olds or did they not hear that?

Shouldn’t that be “Vulva Valance” or am I being picky?

I am so sick of this “women can’t be rational because girly parts” BS. If there is one sex organ that is synonymous with irrationality and bad decision making, it is, by far, the penis.

The cow is a vegetarian and that’s good enough for me.

I don’t get it either. What, exactly, is he being suspended for? He didn’t have a bomb nor claimed it was one. So being falsely accused still gets you a punishment?

Fiona Apple: Slow Like Honey. Goosebumps every time.

This ‘christian’ thing is some very weak sauce. Murderers, rapists, thieves, adulterers, pedophiles, etc. Get married every day and not once has some christian soldier come forward to deny them a marriage license. Two gays though? On that they take a stand? Really?

Aliens invade earth.

“I refuse to drink your anger.” is something I’ve actually had to say.

True story: I wasted about half a box of my mother's tampons when I was 7. I was fascinated by their transformation from hard little cylinders into fluffy cotton flowers when dunked into the toilet. She handled it pretty well. I was always a scientifically curious child. As an adult, I never had a problem bying…

I believe it's called 'ogling.' It's when staring goes on too long and becomes offensive. It is not appraisal, it's an invasion to one's person.