Aliens invade earth.

In his hands, that umbrella was a much more formidable weapon.

“I refuse to drink your anger.” is something I’ve actually had to say.

True story: I wasted about half a box of my mother's tampons when I was 7. I was fascinated by their transformation from hard little cylinders into fluffy cotton flowers when dunked into the toilet. She handled it pretty well. I was always a scientifically curious child. As an adult, I never had a problem bying…

I believe it's called 'ogling.' It's when staring goes on too long and becomes offensive. It is not appraisal, it's an invasion to one's person.

Well, at the beginning, when they first arrive at the house, there is a bit of dialogue where he says something like"You really want to live here?" and she replies"Well, it's better than Brooklyn." Sort of implying they are in America, I guess. *shrugs

Yeah, after overhearing a disparaging remark about black people, the dude looks at me and says "I don't mean you, you're not black...I mean you're black, but you're not Black." Um...yeah, fuck you, dude.

If anyone is the villain in the White marriage, it's Walt. To cover up his many hours of meth making, he told some outrageous lies to his wife, (fugue state, visiting his mother, Indian retreat, etc.) Skyler didn't know exactly what was up at first, but she KNEW he was lying. So because she called him on his bullshit…

Please forgive my confusion, but this whole separating heads from bodies with sharp instruments thing, while it may not be "Medieval," doesn't strike me as terribly modern either.

To me, it will always be known as the Shonda. Oy!

I don't think anyone is saying that people should STFU in public. The author was just trying to make a point about how she feels in a situation that is very common to a lot of women that most men have no idea is even happening. I'm probably making a mess of my point, but I'm a dude. I have only a wafer thin grasp of…

Yeah, it's just that thinking "all that extra shit" is the problem because you have to give up your peace of mind and sort through which 'complimenters' are benevolent, trying to be provocative or possibly hostile. It's the constant threat assessment mentality that barges in on your otherwise peaceful existence.

Let me try and refine the analogy for you:

Has anyone said Laverne Cox? Because that would be several kinds of badass.

I would add: Zoë Bell, Katee Sackhoff, Charlize Theron, and Angelina Jolie (for a badass cameo at the end.)

Word. I can take my socks off with my toes.

When I was a young lad in college, I came up with a little phrase that has served me well: "When in doubt, chicken out." Ambiguity is refusal trying to be polite. Or maybe she's conflicted. Who knows? All I know is "yes" means yes and anything else counts as a "no."

Okay, let's leave out parking lots and all that other stuff, let's just start out with a simple two lane road. A two lane road is 24 feet wide. At 5280 feet per mile, that's 126,720 sq. feet of surface. Let's estimate that those solar panel thingys are about 2 sq. feet each. There is roughly 4 million miles of road in…

My favorite moment from DWTS this season: