allisonwhitney3
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allisonwhitney3

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

West Coast time.

In all fairness, men are known for being bad at math.

The most insulting part of this is that I have to supply my own love interest.

Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe he's just a PUA who took negging way too far!

I've found quite a few men think of rape in terms of "shame" for a woman, and don't grasp the actual physical and emotional brutality. Several times when the subject of a woman who was beaten and raped came up, my male friends have expressed shock and horror that she was beaten. They would say "why would they do that?

"Dude: That sweet rape money"

I love how Betty White's face in the last gif is like "Ooooh, who is this hot motherfucker right here?"

I'm in the industry. I vehemently support and echo that we need more female directors from the cockles of my lady heart. But, there is an unfortunate bias towards the cult of director that completely ignores the need for higher percentages of women in other fields. A dear friend of mine just submitted her first

Is she Princeton Mom's mom?!

Well, there are technically responsible gun owners (at least up here in Canada). I am married to one. Three hunting rifles, unloaded, locked in a gun safe, key and ammunition not kept in the house. It is very easy to be responsible. However, I'm not sure how you can keep a gun for protection and be responsible about

Yeah, #TeamMonkey on this one.

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

"Under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation."

I dunno man - at some point, when you have caused SO much death and destruction, it just doesn't matter that you're a cool dude to drink a beer with. You're still a criminal. And Dubya has never shown any remorse for his actions.

Discount Truman Capote

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