allisonwhitney3
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allisonwhitney3

weird here these days. the municipal election has people foaming at the mouth over weekly garbage and green bins.

zombies move pretty slow at -20c. especially if they didn't move that fast when they were alive.

why? we have socialized medicine and little gun violence here.

You mean 'Battleship Pug-temkin?'

I think this is the latest remake of Battleship Potemkin

Borat

The students' response should just consist of showing the teacher the scene where Jason Alexander treats Julie Roberts like shit at the polo game and everyone realizes what an asshole he is. That is the only lesson these idiots at the school need!

So the slutty clothes got her the rich guy in the first place... thanks, Teach, lesson learned!

You mean Marky Mark, right?

Ebola can be contained, while Rick Perry cannot.

'OH MY GOD. BILLY? SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY?'

Not only do they dash to his rescue, they usher him up the safer route, carefully steer him away from another potential fall, stop and check him, and then he turns around so that one of the adults (his mother?) can specifically check his wounded tush with her trunk.

From the WHY THE HELL DO I KNOW THIS?? department:

Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled into thinking that she believes that the removal of embryos is as bad as killing a human being. What she really means is that the killing of Jews is as serious as killing a 5-week embryo. TRUST me. That's how much she cares about the killing of Jews, Roma and gay people. Very little.

For some, this is a feature, not a bug.

You'd think any school that forces its gay students to stay in the closet would be all about beards.

I think the outrage is due to 1) A person being placed in a cell with a person who previously sexually assaulted them and 2) The higher probability that trans-women will be a vulnerable population in terms of sexual assault specifically, and abuse more generally.